The Right-Winger's Guide to the Radical Left

Jack Hattendorf is a radical conservative right-wing extremist who is part of the vast conservative Republican conspiracy and evil attack machine that fully intends on ruling the world and repressing all minorities, gays, lesbians, poor people, working Americans, unemployed Americans, and illegal aliens, all while giving tax cuts to the rich so that we, the insidious conservative Right, can convert all the other dumb Americans to our brand of snake-handling Christianity and persecute all who don’t agree with us even as we support companies like Halliburton, Exxon, and Enron, or any other company that rapes the environment and sucker-punches the poor American worker by sending jobs overseas. 

Jack is a graduate with a double major (History & Political Science) from Stephen F. Austin State University in Nacogdoches, TX. 

Over the past several years, he has been a constant observer of the political scene in the United States and began to wonder about the liberal movement and what makes it tick.

His first effort to help the right-winger understand this species is; The Right-Winger’s Guide to the Radical Left.  This scientific (and that term is used very loosely!) of the radical liberal left wing or our country breaks down the genus of the liberal into several sub-sections of  “Species” including:

• Academic Professionals (loose term)
• Entertainers
• Politicians
• ’60s Activists
• Gen X
• Corporate
• Unions
• Minorities (African Americans)
• Clinton Lovers
• Tree Huggers
• Animal Lovers
• Homosexuals
• Feministsssss
• Hippies
• The Average Leftist Citizen
• The Press (Even Though the Democrats Claim They Are Now Right Wing)

The Right-Winger’s Guide to the Radical Left is written to help clarify the difference between these species and what makes them tick.  Additionally, the book covers:

• Arguing with a Leftist
• Political Correctness
• The Constitution, How a Liberal Defines It.

jack@rightwingersguide.com

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