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Barack Obama Resume

Hello...
I was watching TV the other day, and it struck me!  Here we are electing, basically hiring, for the position of President of the United States in less than 100 days.  This position is more powerful than any CEO or other world leader.  The president (or Executive Branch) has control / influence over:
A budget of Trillions of dollars
The largest economy in the World
A military with around 1,500,000 service people
Managing the Executive Branch of thousands of bureaucrats
Nominating Supreme Court Justices (FOR LIFE) that will have a lasting impact on our lives
To name just a few!
Since we are looking to "hire" Barack Obama for President and since I've recently been in the job market, I decided to help him out a little bit and put together a resume for him.
Now, keep in mind when you are looking at this resume that he has been campaigning for president for the majority of his term in the Senate.  Also keep in mind that he voted "present" on several key issues in the Illinois State Senate.
My humble conclusion is this:  Barack Obama is only not qualified to lead our great nation, he is barely qualified to be a motivational speaker! 
Please pass this along to your Obama lovers (maybe it will help them see the light) and friends who need ammo in trying to defeat Barack Obama.  Our country cannot afford to put a glorified motivational speaker into the most powerful office in the land!
Regards,
Jack

Barack Hussein Obama Jr.

P.O. Box 8102 Chicago, IL – barack.obama@barackobama.com

Campaign (866) 675-2008 Office (202) 224-2854

 

Summary of Qualifications

 

A proven track record of success as a community organizer and state/national Senator that consistently meets and exceeds objectives.  Enthusiastic team player with exceptional interpersonal skills.  Natural inspirational abilities with a willingness to take on additional responsibilities, pursue new and creative ideas, experiences and techniques while exceeding aggressive national goals.

 

PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE

 

United States Senator                                                         State of Illinois

January 4 2005 – Present

One of two Senators elected from the State of Illinois.  Participate in shaping the laws of the United States of America.  Serve on several committees and sub-committees that focus on a variety of domestic and international policies.  Elected with widest margin in state’s history, and third African American elected to the U.S. Senate since Reconstruction

State Senator 

Hyde Park, IL                                                                                             1996 – 2004

Chairman, Health and Human Services Committee. 

Associate Attorney                                                               Davis, Miner, Barnhill & Galland                                                                                            1993 – 2002

12-attorney law firm specializing in civil rights litigation and neighborhood economic development.

Lecturer                                                                                 University of Chicago Law School

                                                                                             1992 – 1996

Lectured on Constitutional Law.

Community Volunteer                                                          Project Vote!

                                                                                                1992

Worked with local neighborhoods to register new voters.  Efforts netted a record number of voter registrations – 600,000.  Managed a staff of 10 with 800 volunteers.

 

Director                                                                                  Developing Communities Project

                                                                                                1983 – 1988

A church-based community organization originally comprising eight Catholic parishes in Greater Roseland on Chicago's South Side.

EDUCATION

 

Harvard Law School – Boston, MA 1991

magna cum laude

 

Columbia University – New York, NY 1983

Bachelor of Arts – Political Science

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